Our roots run deep.
Our issues, deeper.
The Bluths have always believed in family, opportunity, and somebody else handling the paperwork.
Mr. Manager.
George Michael BluthKeeper of the register. Enforcer of the posted prices. The young man holding this entire operation together between school and increasingly awkward family conversations.
He takes the title seriously. He takes GOB’s requests for a free double dip less seriously.
DOUBLE DIP. NO FREEBIES.Your management team.
Michael
ACTING RESPONSIBLE PERSONKeeps the stand running. Keeps saying he’s leaving. Still needs a reminder that George Michael’s girlfriend is named Ann. “Her?”
GOB
EXPERIENTIAL BRAND STRATEGYExperience: the Alliance of Magicians. References: carefully guarded. You cannot reveal a magician’s secrets or you get blackballed. Has prepared a spectacular product reveal. The budget has not been approved.
Tony Wonder
ALLIANCE OF MAGICIANS · RIVAL MAGICIANGOB’s chief rival, occasional collaborator, and the reason nobody is allowed to discuss the trick. A magician never reveals his secrets. Reveal one and you get blackballed.
Lucille
UNREQUESTED EXECUTIVE OVERSIGHTBelieves a plain banana costs $10. Chocolate would presumably require financing. Extremely clear on what everyone else is doing wrong.
Buster
ASSISTANT TO THE FAMILY“Hey, brother.” Dated Lucille 2. Still answers to Lucille 1. Enthusiastic about juice. Once faked a coma to avoid testifying. Availability should be checked very carefully.
George Sr.
FOUNDER · CURRENTLY CONSULTINGPop Pop to the grandchildren. Founder on the paperwork. Requests that all questions about the original banana stand go through counsel.
Tobias
GOBIAS INDUSTRIES · DRESS CODE CONSULTANTActor. Never nude. Co-founder of Gobias Industries with GOB. Business plan: still brewing. Dress code: denim cutoffs, always. There are dozens of them.
Oscar
DEFINITELY NOT GEORGEGeorge Sr.’s twin. Has a surprisingly personal interest in Buster’s upbringing. Would like everyone to stop confusing him with Pop Pop. Has a website about it.
Annyong
FAMILY HISTORY · HOSTILE AUDITUsually says “Annyong.” Has considerably more to say about his grandfather’s banana stand. Management would prefer he stick to the greeting.
Quality ingredients.
Unclear boundaries.
At the end of the day, we’re still a family.
Our accountant has asked us to stop saying that.